Newton's Lament

Ebbing G-String on timeless stage
Like a hole in a wet T-shirt

A Contest for the Universe
Stephen Hawkin' in a Fish Net stockin'

Water on the moon
Sands of time between lunar toes

Gravity's mind deeper and deeper into muddy lament
Eternal life on Newton's apple?

Strippers of the Milky Way, jiggle a$$es in parallel time,
Riddles to the universe on Pervert Row?

Einstein's answer on dancer's lap
Scientist cries on shaky hand:

"The core of the apple is the core of the universe. Newton's Lament.
Bring the G-String stool! Let's party! Let's f*@ck! We'll all be dead!"