Lately I've been bedeviled by badgering beggars at my door asking for money. They say in exchange for a handout they'll shovel my walk, take away my garbage, repaint my white picket fence. I tell them I'm as broke at they are, and besides I live in a fourth floor apartment. I don't mind beggars so much, just dumb ass ones. Better start reading and making myself smart before Mr. Landlord gives up on collecting my back rent and tosses me over the balcony. Who knows, maybe I'll get a job before that time. Then I'll just go door-to-door as a hobby.Could be a good way to meet a better class of people.