Saturday, March 14, 2009


I once knew a professor of astronomy whose head turned into a giant black hole. Through a vortex he'd draw in stars and galaxies and nebula with incipient suns. But he was a distant to his colleagues and demeaning to most students, except to those coeds who he managed to seduce. After much debate his fellow academics denied him a position of tenure at great risk to the universe.

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